He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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