Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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