I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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