Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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