Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Are these your boobs on my camera?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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