I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
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