thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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