whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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