Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize