I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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