just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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