matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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