How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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