they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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