Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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