There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My ass is underappreciated
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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