if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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