I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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