Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Damn victory sex feels great
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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