Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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