Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
vagina is talking i cant
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
So much Jack, so little girl.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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