I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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