He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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