Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize