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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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