God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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