Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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