At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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