how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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