His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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