she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
We got so high we made milksteak
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Randomize
