Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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