So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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