Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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