is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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