You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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