the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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