Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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