I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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