yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Found the puke drawer
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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