yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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