'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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