ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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