How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I need to stop coming to work sober
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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