My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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