my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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