K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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