Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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