Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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