Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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