dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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