i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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