I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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