i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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