Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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